Population | 5.541 billion |
Capital | CAPITAL |
Leader | LEADER |
Currency | CURRENCY |
Animal | ANIMAL |
The TYPE of Libertarian Isolation is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by LEADER with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.541 billion Libertarian Isolationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CAPITAL. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.3%.
The powerhouse Libertarian Isolationian economy, worth 496 trillion CURRENCIES a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 89,593 CURRENCIES, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
The mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Libertarian Isolation in search of ANIMALS, and the Libertarian Isolationian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Libertarian Isolation's national animal is the ANIMAL, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Libertarian Isolation is ranked 48,225th in the world and 62nd in Nederland for Most Patriotic, with 28.3 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Libertarian Isolation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Libertarian Isolation, the Libertarian Isolationian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in Libertarian Isolation, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Libertarian Isolation in search of ANIMALS.
- : Following new legislation in Libertarian Isolation, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause.
- : Following new legislation in Libertarian Isolation, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
- : Following new legislation in Libertarian Isolation, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes".
- : Libertarian Isolation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Libertarian Isolation's influence in Nederland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Libertarian Isolation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Libertarian Isolation, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.